scorpio Sex Horoscope

Apr 09, 2021 - You’ve been reeling and rolling like an old school Motown song lately, Scorpio, and while the commotion never seems to end, I’m here to turn on the lights, tell everyone to get the heck out, and head home with a DD behind the wheel.

If you’re still blinking and rubbing your eyes trying to figure out what on earth is going on, let me tell you it’s time to wake up and get to work. The cosmic costume party has come to an end and there are too many things for you to focus on in the world that you have been putting off for far too long.

Instead of wasting another day hitting up the town with your best pals, focus on streamlining your life and becoming as efficient as possible. You’ve just begun a cycle that wants you to be your most efficient, so get that spring cleaning started this weekend and in the process begin thinking about new ways to approach your work; a fresh take could equal fresh income.

Apr 10, 2021 - You’ve been living life half on the backburner, and while things can get a little warm back there they’re never quite as hot as you like. Well, there good news is that soon enough your life is going to be hot-hot-hot, and you’ll have more opportunities and people knocking at your door than have shown up in months.

Honestly, it’s going to feel like you forgot you ordered a bunch of packages only to have them all show up at once like the holidays are coming around for a second time. I don’t think I need to tell you to take advantage of all the wonderful things winging their way to you, so I’ll just take comfort in the fact that you are now aware good things are coming.

Make room on the stove because you’re going to need every available surface, if you get my hint.

Apr 11, 2021 - Work, work, work; you know the song without making me break the copyright law, right? Even if you don’t the words are going to make sense because today’s powerful New Moon in Aries is illuminating your 6^th House of work and routine, firing you up from within with a brand new flame that is going to get your life in order quicker than any drill sergeant could manage.

Now, if you’re thinking what I’m sure you’re thinking, that this doesn’t sound very sexy, well, you would be right. This transit really isn’t about sex in the obvious sense, but it does have a hand in self-improvement, and I don’t think I need to connect the dots how a healthier, better life and can lead to an improved sex life.

Take up yoga if you haven’t already; the flexibility will come in handy down the road when the planets move on to more exciting and pleasurable pastures.